The Libran Redneck
What first inspired me to start explaining astrological characteristics in the average country citizen was spotting a red pick-up truck. This beauty was a pleasant red Ford, a model from the early to mid 90s. The paint was perfect, not a speck of rust anywhere and on the back window an assortment of stickers. On this trapezoid-shaped window, there were two "FEAR THIS!" stickers one on each side towards the top. There were two small confederate flag stickers, about seven inches below the "FEAR THIS!" stickers. In the middle of this configuration was a large confederate flag sticker. Use your imaginations and it would look something like this.
Say what you will about confederate flags but this clearly took some effort! There was careful thought in this placement of stickers. Only a rosy-cheeked if not altogether red in the neck sun sign Libran would take such a consideration.
A Libran redneck isn't typically the, "Oh bless her heart!" type. He or she will have very few issues with telling it to you like it is. She will tell you that your potato salad is decent but it just can't compete with her Mama's recipe but she'd be delighted to pass it onto you. You should have laid off on the mayonnaise a bit. They will be so sweet about it, you'll almost forget they just insulted you. Almost.
As a Cardinal sign, the Libran is always right. Don't argue. They are the Kings/Queens of the debate. They are extremely passionate and articulate and they know they are right. People tend to think of country folk as "backward", "close-minded" or just plain "ign'ant". Underestimating the intelligence of a redneck Libran is just plain foolish, they will get you almost every time(Unless you've got the influence of some fierce signs on your side such as Scorpio or Aquarius. One for their ability to see straight through people then put them in their place. One for their ability to see straight through people and not give a flying fuck) and leave you flat on your dopey, bewildered face in the dust with nothing to remember them by but their gorgeous smile, their conservative but flattering fashion sense and they way they said, "Cute shoes! Tell your Mama 'Hi!'"
The starry-eyed romance, the pain of seeing a loved one die, the undeniable sweetness of looking at the person next to you and loving them more each day, the pride you feel when your little son or daughter says, "I'm going to grow up just like you", the taste of an ice-cold beer after a long day, all the things that country music glorifies without a hint of irony or bitterness because you've never felt that way in your life. These are things that a Libra feels with every part of their soul. There isn't an atom in their Venus-ruled body that doesn't somehow deeply vibrate with all things beautiful in this world.
Save the rabble-rousing Toby Keith for someone more rowdy. You better believe if a Libran redneck didn't dance to this song at his or her wedding, it was seriously considered, (or they were married before it was written) such is the power of this song:
For real. Mr. Travis is a sun sign Taurus, which is also ruled by Venus. Surprised? Me neither. We'll get on to the redneck Taurus in good time. There will be some overlap but not much as the earth and air in these two Venus-ruled signs really make a noticeable difference.
That's all for now!
What first inspired me to start explaining astrological characteristics in the average country citizen was spotting a red pick-up truck. This beauty was a pleasant red Ford, a model from the early to mid 90s. The paint was perfect, not a speck of rust anywhere and on the back window an assortment of stickers. On this trapezoid-shaped window, there were two "FEAR THIS!" stickers one on each side towards the top. There were two small confederate flag stickers, about seven inches below the "FEAR THIS!" stickers. In the middle of this configuration was a large confederate flag sticker. Use your imaginations and it would look something like this.
FEAR THIS!_____________________________FEAR THIS!
CONFEDERATE FLAG!!!!
FLAG!__________________________________FLAG!
Say what you will about confederate flags but this clearly took some effort! There was careful thought in this placement of stickers. Only a rosy-cheeked if not altogether red in the neck sun sign Libran would take such a consideration.
A Libran redneck isn't typically the, "Oh bless her heart!" type. He or she will have very few issues with telling it to you like it is. She will tell you that your potato salad is decent but it just can't compete with her Mama's recipe but she'd be delighted to pass it onto you. You should have laid off on the mayonnaise a bit. They will be so sweet about it, you'll almost forget they just insulted you. Almost.
As a Cardinal sign, the Libran is always right. Don't argue. They are the Kings/Queens of the debate. They are extremely passionate and articulate and they know they are right. People tend to think of country folk as "backward", "close-minded" or just plain "ign'ant". Underestimating the intelligence of a redneck Libran is just plain foolish, they will get you almost every time(Unless you've got the influence of some fierce signs on your side such as Scorpio or Aquarius. One for their ability to see straight through people then put them in their place. One for their ability to see straight through people and not give a flying fuck) and leave you flat on your dopey, bewildered face in the dust with nothing to remember them by but their gorgeous smile, their conservative but flattering fashion sense and they way they said, "Cute shoes! Tell your Mama 'Hi!'"
The starry-eyed romance, the pain of seeing a loved one die, the undeniable sweetness of looking at the person next to you and loving them more each day, the pride you feel when your little son or daughter says, "I'm going to grow up just like you", the taste of an ice-cold beer after a long day, all the things that country music glorifies without a hint of irony or bitterness because you've never felt that way in your life. These are things that a Libra feels with every part of their soul. There isn't an atom in their Venus-ruled body that doesn't somehow deeply vibrate with all things beautiful in this world.
Save the rabble-rousing Toby Keith for someone more rowdy. You better believe if a Libran redneck didn't dance to this song at his or her wedding, it was seriously considered, (or they were married before it was written) such is the power of this song:
For real. Mr. Travis is a sun sign Taurus, which is also ruled by Venus. Surprised? Me neither. We'll get on to the redneck Taurus in good time. There will be some overlap but not much as the earth and air in these two Venus-ruled signs really make a noticeable difference.
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