The spark

I acknowledge that I've had quite a hiatus from writing. For those who have missed it I'm sorry. It's an unfortunate side effect of being incredibly happy. The happier I am, the less I have to say. Oops. I'm currently worried about work and admitting that I don't have a diploma because I couldn't afford to buy it or pay the licensing board the fee to finish my degree in the first place. It feels good to write it. It's embarrassing but there it is.

I'm going to write more until I no longer feel like it, which is as close to a promise as I've ever made. Taking on the moon signs was ambitious, considering I've not even finished the redneck zodiac. Wrapping that up is my first project.

The facebook connection. For the lovers, the dreamers and me.

And now you!

Why are there so many facebook groups about rainbows and what's on the other side?

But for serious, this blog has a corresponding facebook group to alert you of posts and any other astrological hilarity or updates that I come across that I think are important enough to be shared!

It's called Unsolicited Astrological Opinions: The Blog!

Join now and be awesome!

Welcome! I hope you're doing well. I look forward to sharing my opinions about all 12 of the beautiful astrological signs that the sun passes through. 13 signs if you take recent findings into account. I've known about the 13th sign for years, I call it Fuckattarius.

I look forward to filling the internet with more mess than it can handle and educating all you fine people on all the things many brilliant, and worthwhile Astrological texts fail to mention that you may find handy in real life. Things like:

• How to identify a Libran Redneck
• Why dating a Capricorn is the shit
• How come that Pisces dude keeps looking at me like he's going to eat me. (Hint, Mars in Scorpio is a hell of a placement).

Y'all get excited, 'cause here we go!