Remember the unintentional hilarity of "it's complicated" as a relationship status? It could be just me, but I found it to be hilarious. Complex and vague relationships are definitely in vogue. Who or what are you involved with that gives you mixed feelings? Here's a list of possibilities, based on your Sun sign...
Aries is in a relationship with the desperate search to find someone who knows how to argue without getting mad and it's complicated.
Taurus is in a relationship with their bed and it's complicated. (We're all a little Taurus at heart, I think.)
Gemini is in a relationship with their cell phone, tablet and the desire to talk without actually saying anything and it's complicated.
Cancer is in a relationship with their best friends' mother and it's complicated. (And totally not like that).
Leo is in a relationship with themselves and it's only complicated when someone else interferes.
Virgo is in a relationship with their planner that includes both weekly and monthly spreads and it's complicated.
Libra is in a relationship with the need to never be alone, so they can avoid confronting their worst qualities by fixing those of other people and it's complicated.
Scorpio is in a not so secret relationship with the history channel and it's complicated. (They like the intrigue of ghosts and aliens but they don't want anybody to know about it.)
Sagittarius is in an open relationship with everybody and it's complicated. (Sag doesn't think it's that complicated though.)
Capricorn is in a relationship with being frustrated about having to read 10 run on sentences just to get to their sign and it's complicated. (Ask your kids how to scroll.)
Aquarius is in a relationship with their inexplicable thought process and it's only complicated if you don't get it, man. Just open your mind.
Pisces is in a relationship with the sort of vagueness that's so profound it's almost luxurious and it's complicated.
Aries is in a relationship with the desperate search to find someone who knows how to argue without getting mad and it's complicated.
Taurus is in a relationship with their bed and it's complicated. (We're all a little Taurus at heart, I think.)
Gemini is in a relationship with their cell phone, tablet and the desire to talk without actually saying anything and it's complicated.
Cancer is in a relationship with their best friends' mother and it's complicated. (And totally not like that).
Leo is in a relationship with themselves and it's only complicated when someone else interferes.
Virgo is in a relationship with their planner that includes both weekly and monthly spreads and it's complicated.
Libra is in a relationship with the need to never be alone, so they can avoid confronting their worst qualities by fixing those of other people and it's complicated.
Scorpio is in a not so secret relationship with the history channel and it's complicated. (They like the intrigue of ghosts and aliens but they don't want anybody to know about it.)
Sagittarius is in an open relationship with everybody and it's complicated. (Sag doesn't think it's that complicated though.)
Capricorn is in a relationship with being frustrated about having to read 10 run on sentences just to get to their sign and it's complicated. (Ask your kids how to scroll.)
Aquarius is in a relationship with their inexplicable thought process and it's only complicated if you don't get it, man. Just open your mind.
Pisces is in a relationship with the sort of vagueness that's so profound it's almost luxurious and it's complicated.
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